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by: Anonymous (03/02/2004)

I'm hiding in a dark corner right now, for the ninja monkeys watch me...
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by: Anonymous (03/07/2004)

I put the "fun" in "disfuctional"
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by: Anonymous (12/31/2004)

We must remember the true meaning of Chrismas: the birth of Santa Claus.
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by: Anonymous (06/10/2004)

Note: AOL member profiles are not accessible through AOL Instant Messenger.
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by: Anonymous (04/27/2005)

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not sure.
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by: Anonymous (07/12/2005)

Did you consider HTDs last time you had an unprotected hug?
Next time, use a TrojHug.
(If hugs last longer than 4 hours, please contact your doctor. Side effects may include internal bleeding, loss of sight, loss of limbs, hallucination, manic disco dancing, or temporary death.)
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by: Anonymous (08/14/2005)

Imagine whirled peas.
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by: Anonymous (11/22/2005)

JESUS LOVES YOU - but he's not.. IN LOVE with you...
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by: Anonymous (05/07/2007)

If you don't believe God has a sense of humor...go to Walmart and look at people...
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by: Anonymous (08/14/2007)

Why ENGLISH is so Hard to Learn

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.
19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
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