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by: aceofhearts2733 (11/15/2007)

I always wondered why they called it "babysitting". I mean, you're not sitting on top of their heads to get them to shut up... Wait, that might work. Hmmm...
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by: sanj (03/02/2004)

Im sittin' on some babies.. no, wait!.. scratch that .. I mean I'm babysittin' :)

Call my cell <3
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by: Silvaring474 (03/04/2004)

I'm crushing a small, helpless child with my obsenely large ass. (babysitting) Haha! I made a funny!
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by: GoneBuddy (02/24/2004)

I'm currently babysitting my siblings. Pay rate: $0/hr
:-/
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by: hahahaWOW (09/26/2005)

Babysitting makes me not want kids, out proving my point!
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by: calypso352001 (03/21/2004)

Little people. Me. Ice cream, hot fudge, whipped cream, and a few popped cherries...
NO, I'm not involved in a midget orgy... I'm babysitting, you pervert!
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by: DaCheeez (11/28/2005)

BbL I'm reading the inspirational story about Mr. Fork and Mrs. Spoon's journey to the toaster. It includes an activity to do with the kids afterwards! How fun!!!!!
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by: Spongeurmybob (03/04/2004)

Twas' the night I was babysitting, and all through the house, the kids ran around crazy, and then killed the pet mouse. I can't talk right now, for fear of a fire, but leave me a message. (I'm not up for hire)
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by: veyonder (06/18/2005)

In a world, where midgets run around naked, where drool leaks from their mouths, where the dishes and TV are broken, that is where...
You break out the chainsaw.
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by: MIdnitekat15 (03/03/2004)

If America spells cheese K-R-A-F-T then America is pretty damn stupid!
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