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by: ocsurf (04/25/2004)

"What do you mean Madonna never dates football players? What do you call Dennis Rodman?"
- Paris Hilton
Celebs
1,253 Clicks

by: Ozoom03 (04/19/2004)

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."
- Emo Philips
Celebs
1,254 Clicks

by: matthogan775 (04/19/2004)

"The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews, Bottle openers. 'Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here.'"
- Jerry Seinfeld
Celebs
1,280 Clicks

by: gnzgeagle (04/14/2004)

"It's on like Donkey Kong, beeyotch!"
- Stifler, American Wedding
Celebs
1,253 Clicks

by: Billy Bob (04/13/2004)

"For those of you who don't 'habla Espanol', El Nino is spanish for... The Nino!"
- Chris Farley
Celebs
1,250 Clicks

by: firestarter537 (04/13/2004)

"I have the heart of a child... and I like to keep it in a little jar on my desk."
- Steven King
Celebs
1,241 Clicks

by: jumpygerbil11 (04/11/2004)

"If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?"
- Will Rogers (1879-1935)
Celebs
1,254 Clicks

by: jojo (04/11/2004)

"When my time on earth is gone, I want you to bury me on my stomach so all my critics can kiss my ass."
- Bobby Knight
Celebs
1,252 Clicks

by: chickskickass (04/10/2004)

"People pay money for clothes, okay? But shouldn't it be, like, a free necessity like water... because you need it?"
- Jamie Gleicher, Rich Girls
Celebs
1,254 Clicks

by: Stalker Inc. (04/08/2004)

You have reached the celebrity stalking company. We stalk celebrities and bring them back to you!! Please leave the name of the celebrity you would like us to stalk and tell us why you would like to meet this celebrity. If we get a hold of this celebrity, he/she/it will be at your door within 72 hours. So, leave your information and we will get back to you soon. Have a nice day!
Celebs
1,251 Clicks


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