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by: damn_it_all (12/08/2004)

I'm catching up on that thing they call hygiene.
Shower
1,254 Clicks

by: SacredFireMonkey (12/06/2004)

Do you think they make soap that shape just to mess with us?
Shower
1,236 Clicks

by: TheDroppedSoapBar (09/22/2004)

Hello %n!
I am currently out taking a shower...AND YOU COULD TOO! Studies say showering gets rid of bad smells, build-up of dirt, germs, and more! So come on! Get off the computer and head to a shower near you! You won't regret it!

Warning: Showering may cause you to actually get friends. Side-effects may also include the attraction of the opposite (or same) sex, wetness, and more. The Shower Company is not responsible for any soap related accidents, including concussions and anal rapes.
Shower
1,355 Clicks

by: xLurverx (08/23/2004)

Washing the evidence away...
Shower
1,236 Clicks

by: bhsbassoonist (08/22/2004)

WARNING: Anyone who reads this message is obligated to join me in the shower.
Shower
1,255 Clicks

by: xxlilvexxx (08/22/2004)

|S|H|O|W|E|R|I|N|G| My Anti-Smell
Shower
1,236 Clicks

by: plasticsoldier91 (04/05/2004)

You can find me in da tub,
Body fulla suds,
Mama, you like what you see,
Go 'head give it a rub,
I ain't into gettin' scratched,
So be careful when you scrub,
So come gimme a hug,
We be chillin in da tub!
Shower
1,278 Clicks

by: ChatterPunch (03/25/2004)

Cleanliness is next to...COMMON SENSE!
Shower
1,236 Clicks

by: monkeygirl_tm (03/14/2004)

Desmellifying.
Shower
1,236 Clicks

by: franky (03/10/2004)

I'm in the shower, I'll be ba... wait a minute! You're thinking of me naked, aren't you?! Well if you weren't before, you are now. :)
Shower
1,240 Clicks


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