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by: WetWilly44 (07/10/2005)

Smoking Cigars in the Shower
Shower
1,255 Clicks

by: cluelesone343 (07/07/2005)

I rock a law suit when I'm goin' to court
A white suit when I'm getting divorced
A black suit at the funeral home
And my birthday suit when I'm home alone
~I'm in the shower~
Shower
1,273 Clicks

by: T0ast0fthet0wn2 (07/04/2005)

I swooped a curtain back
I turned a little lever
And you won't get this riddle
unless you're very clever
I'm standing in the path
as the water flows
After this is over
I'll put back on my clothes

I'm taking a shower for all you non-smart people
Shower
1,260 Clicks

by: VI3 (06/18/2005)

The reason why I take showers in the morning is because I get "dirty" at night :-)
Shower
1,236 Clicks

by: Myst27uru (04/27/2005)

You smell - why don't you and I go take a shower together?
Shower
1,236 Clicks

by: Sonny (02/19/2005)

If your name was Water you would be all over my hot, dirty, body right now.
Shower
1,259 Clicks

by: DCTalk (02/16/2005)

Man this sucks! My girlfriend's bar of soap gets more than I do. I'll be in the shower.
Shower
1,269 Clicks

by: eaglen99 (02/03/2005)

I'm taking a shower and then I'm gonna sell my bathwater on eBay. :)
Shower
1,271 Clicks

by: noloc3 (12/14/2004)

My rubber ducky will be taking all messages while I'm in the shower. :)
Shower
1,261 Clicks

by: swimmerchiquita7 (12/13/2004)

CLICK HERE! -- to see a hot, live cam in our showers!
Shower
1,242 Clicks


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