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by: Anonymous (02/25/2004)

Right now, a pair of hands are rubbing all over my hot, moist, naked body, over every inch, caressing every curve. So I cannot respond because I am IN THE SHOWER
Shower
1,305 Clicks

by: Anonymous (11/27/2007)

One day I'll be showered with money and diamonds... but for now I'll just settle for soap and water.
Shower
1,301 Clicks

by: Anonymous (08/23/2006)

I love Shower time.

I get Nakey.

<333
Shower
1,302 Clicks

by: Anonymous (05/30/2008)

My rubber duckie and I have been temporarily beleaguered by bubbles. Once we break through them we will be more than happy to grace you with our presence once again. Until then.....BE STRONG
Shower
1,305 Clicks

by: **BIANCA** (05/04/2006)

(to the music of Big Pimpin)
Big showerin', washin' my feet... I be big showerin' with S-O-A-P!
Shower
1,304 Clicks

by: Amanda (12/31/2005)

In the shower....
Admission - $10 but i'll let *you* in for free!
Shower
1,300 Clicks

by: Anabal (02/09/2006)

Note:
DO NOT SPIN IN CIRCLES WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED IN THE SHOWER!!!
Shower
1,300 Clicks

by: Andrew (02/25/2004)

It's that time of the month again..... I am in the shower
Shower
1,303 Clicks

by: bhsbassoonist (08/22/2004)

WARNING: Anyone who reads this message is obligated to join me in the shower.
Shower
1,306 Clicks

by: cera_beth (03/02/2004)

It's %t, do you know where YOUR rubber duckie is? Mine's getting all wet and nakie with me.... lucky ducky, huh?
Shower
1,308 Clicks


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