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by: TheDroppedSoapBar (09/22/2004)

Hello %n!
I am currently out taking a shower...AND YOU COULD TOO! Studies say showering gets rid of bad smells, build-up of dirt, germs, and more! So come on! Get off the computer and head to a shower near you! You won't regret it!

Warning: Showering may cause you to actually get friends. Side-effects may also include the attraction of the opposite (or same) sex, wetness, and more. The Shower Company is not responsible for any soap related accidents, including concussions and anal rapes.
Shower
1,372 Clicks

by: GoneBuddy (02/21/2004)

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm in the shower, so I don't smell like you!
Shower
1,318 Clicks

by: Sean (08/21/2005)

Yesterday was awesome, everyone was lookin at me, taking pictures, clapping, treating me like i was famous. Then, It hit me, "Were the f*ck is my shower curtain?"
Shower
1,285 Clicks

by: mustangchik4u69 (02/22/2004)

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Im in the shower, Wanna come too?
Shower
1,282 Clicks

by: plasticsoldier91 (04/05/2004)

You can find me in da tub,
Body fulla suds,
Mama, you like what you see,
Go 'head give it a rub,
I ain't into gettin' scratched,
So be careful when you scrub,
So come gimme a hug,
We be chillin in da tub!
Shower
1,281 Clicks

by: cluelesone343 (07/07/2005)

I rock a law suit when I'm goin' to court
A white suit when I'm getting divorced
A black suit at the funeral home
And my birthday suit when I'm home alone
~I'm in the shower~
Shower
1,277 Clicks

by: cera_beth (03/02/2004)

It's %t, do you know where YOUR rubber duckie is? Mine's getting all wet and nakie with me.... lucky ducky, huh?
Shower
1,273 Clicks

by: monkeygal (03/05/2004)

Filming the new "Rubber Duckies Gone Wild" in my shower!
Shower
1,273 Clicks

by: eaglen99 (02/03/2005)

I'm taking a shower and then I'm gonna sell my bathwater on eBay. :)
Shower
1,271 Clicks

by: Anonymous (02/25/2004)

Right now, a pair of hands are rubbing all over my hot, moist, naked body, over every inch, caressing every curve. So I cannot respond because I am IN THE SHOWER
Shower
1,270 Clicks


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