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by: Felicity (02/29/2004)

I have no pants on...I'm in the shower.
Shower
1,420 Clicks

by: Lauren (02/22/2004)

Im Hot...Im Steamy... Im WET... Im in the shower!
Shower
1,419 Clicks

by: Anonymous (02/25/2004)

Right now, a pair of hands are rubbing all over my hot, moist, naked body, over every inch, caressing every curve. So I cannot respond because I am IN THE SHOWER
Shower
1,418 Clicks

by: monkeygal (03/05/2004)

Filming the new "Rubber Duckies Gone Wild" in my shower!
Shower
1,418 Clicks

by: what_ever (10/29/2007)

EVERYBODY WE'RE GOIN' STREAKING... in the shower... alone... that didn't have the same effect i thought it would... huh...
Shower
1,418 Clicks

by: JaCkIee (02/22/2004)

**Rub a dub dub, sittin' in the tub, waiting for %n to come 'n join me ;)**
Shower
1,417 Clicks

by: plasticsoldier91 (04/05/2004)

You can find me in da tub,
Body fulla suds,
Mama, you like what you see,
Go 'head give it a rub,
I ain't into gettin' scratched,
So be careful when you scrub,
So come gimme a hug,
We be chillin in da tub!
Shower
1,417 Clicks

by: bhsbassoonist (08/22/2004)

WARNING: Anyone who reads this message is obligated to join me in the shower.
Shower
1,417 Clicks

by: TheDroppedSoapBar (09/22/2004)

Hello %n!
I am currently out taking a shower...AND YOU COULD TOO! Studies say showering gets rid of bad smells, build-up of dirt, germs, and more! So come on! Get off the computer and head to a shower near you! You won't regret it!

Warning: Showering may cause you to actually get friends. Side-effects may also include the attraction of the opposite (or same) sex, wetness, and more. The Shower Company is not responsible for any soap related accidents, including concussions and anal rapes.
Shower
1,417 Clicks

by: Cutenjboi22 (10/17/2005)

"Taking a bath is like sitting in a tepid pool of your own filth with microscopic organisms and parasites having sex all around you."
-Kramer, Seinfeld... that's why I'm taking a shower!
Shower
1,417 Clicks


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