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by: TheDroppedSoapBar (09/22/2004)

Hello %n!
I am currently out taking a shower...AND YOU COULD TOO! Studies say showering gets rid of bad smells, build-up of dirt, germs, and more! So come on! Get off the computer and head to a shower near you! You won't regret it!

Warning: Showering may cause you to actually get friends. Side-effects may also include the attraction of the opposite (or same) sex, wetness, and more. The Shower Company is not responsible for any soap related accidents, including concussions and anal rapes.
Shower
1,330 Clicks

by: ClaireBear7 (11/28/2005)

Putting on my birthday suit and playing in the rain......
Shower
1,322 Clicks

by: GoneBuddy (02/21/2004)

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm in the shower, so I don't smell like you!
Shower
1,317 Clicks

by: plasticsoldier91 (04/05/2004)

You can find me in da tub,
Body fulla suds,
Mama, you like what you see,
Go 'head give it a rub,
I ain't into gettin' scratched,
So be careful when you scrub,
So come gimme a hug,
We be chillin in da tub!
Shower
1,317 Clicks

by: SacredFireMonkey (12/06/2004)

Do you think they make soap that shape just to mess with us?
Shower
1,315 Clicks

by: cera_beth (03/02/2004)

It's %t, do you know where YOUR rubber duckie is? Mine's getting all wet and nakie with me.... lucky ducky, huh?
Shower
1,314 Clicks

by: XD (03/06/2004)

I'm taking a shower right now, hoping it will solve the whole people running away from me thing. :-/
Shower
1,313 Clicks

by: noloc3 (12/14/2004)

My rubber ducky will be taking all messages while I'm in the shower. :)
Shower
1,313 Clicks

by: N.E.R.Dgurl (04/11/2007)

Water....nakedness...and hella soap
Shower
1,313 Clicks

by: Anonymous (02/25/2004)

Right now, a pair of hands are rubbing all over my hot, moist, naked body, over every inch, caressing every curve. So I cannot respond because I am IN THE SHOWER
Shower
1,312 Clicks


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