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by: Korei Ryuu   (11/13/2008)

You're playing a game..

-You- are probably on the phone.

And only God knows what YOU are doing.


But Im showering. Peace.
Shower
1,244 Clicks
by: sjmman94   (06/17/2008)

I'm in my shower. And you aren't. Lucky me.
Shower
1,236 Clicks
by: turnerfootball79   (06/12/2008)

"What am I suppose to do with all my great ideas? Put 'em in a bath tub and wash myself with them? Cause thats what soap is for Louis."
-Peter Griffin
Shower
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by: Anonymous   (05/30/2008)

My rubber duckie and I have been temporarily beleaguered by bubbles. Once we break through them we will be more than happy to grace you with our presence once again. Until then.....BE STRONG
Shower
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by: redwinger987   (01/31/2008)

Reminder to self while taking a shower in own home:

1) 'H' stands for hot
2) 'C' stands for cold
3) shampoo burns the eyes
4) if soap is dropped, don't turn your back on the rubber duckie
Shower
1,254 Clicks
by: swdishgirl777   (12/13/2007)

i would tell u i was taking a shower .....but im afraid u would picture me naked.
Shower
1,256 Clicks
by: Anonymous   (11/27/2007)

One day I'll be showered with money and diamonds... but for now I'll just settle for soap and water.
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by: what_ever   (10/29/2007)

EVERYBODY WE'RE GOIN' STREAKING... in the shower... alone... that didn't have the same effect i thought it would... huh...
Shower
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by: Uptownzsxy1   (09/02/2007)

Wetting my hair and moving my head around in slow motion brb
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by: sportygirl013   (08/21/2007)

(silence...)

NAKED TIME!!!!!

(awkward silence...then starts to break dance)
Shower
1,264 Clicks
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