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by: SProkkrX   (12/27/2005)

Kathy Madigan on marathon running:
"They spend like, $400 on shoes.. and who sponsors them? Shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes. And then who wins every year? Some guy from Kenya who's never even had a pair of shoes..."
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by: cl1ffrd23   (09/26/2005)

Snowboarding is an activity for people that think skiing isn't lethal enough.
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by: Anonymous   (09/25/2005)

"Little by little you have to teach the United States that this is the best game in the world."
-Johan Cruyff on soccer
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by: blondie   (09/20/2005)

Basketball is the second most exciting indoor sport...and the first one shouldn't have spectators ;)
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by: Mr_Knowitall   (09/20/2005)

"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much I play, I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're relentless."
-Mitch Hedberg
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by: iowafAn!!   (09/07/2005)

Volleyball: (n)
Def: A hot, sweaty, expensive, time-consuming, wrist-braking sport that sends the other team crying home to their mommies...ya gotta love it
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by: FordChick550   (07/27/2005)

H2O: 2 parts heart, 1 part obsession.....
LOVE WHAT YOU DO, and DO WHAT YOU LOVE: SWIM
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by: Win777   (07/12/2005)

I'm half-naked, hot, sweaty, and most of all, I'm with friends...
I'm playing a game of basketball, you dirty-minded freak.
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by: ~matt~   (07/08/2005)

Plastic balls curving, swinging at bad throws, throwing the bat, screaming and arguing at each other over a bad call, running all over, making up rules, hitting homeruns, keeping stats, starting fights, taunting... There's nothing like wiffle ball.
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by: milkshake573   (06/18/2005)

Track is no easy sport, in track there are...
-No timeouts or half times
-No substitutes
-No shoulder pads or helmets
If you can't handle that, play football instead.
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