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by: f@llin4u (07/06/2006)

If Cheerleading is so easy....then how come u didnt make the team??
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by: Birddog308 (07/06/2006)

R.I.P. Reggie White,
Sacking Quarterbacks in Heaven as we speak
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by: abercrombie (05/23/2006)

Lacrosse, it's what men do during boys baseball season
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by: scwlcsjafizzo323 (05/20/2006)

People don't play sports because its fun. Ask any athlete, most of them hate it, but they couldnt imagine their life without it. Its part of them, the Hate/love relationship. its wat they live for. They live for the practices, parties, cheers, long bus rides, invitationals, countless pairs of diff. types of shoes, water, Gatorade, & coaches u hate but appreciate. They live for the way it feels when you beat the team next to you by 1 pt. in overtime, & you know those 2 extra sprints you ran in practice were worth it. They live for the way you become a family with your team, they live for the countless songs you sing in your head when your running ALL those suicides. They live for the competition, they live for the friends, the practices, the memories, the pain, its who they are. It's who we are. WE ARE ATHLETES.
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by: baller41oe (05/03/2006)

My responsibility is getting all my players playing for the name on the front of the jersey, not the one on the back..
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by: goalie_guy (05/02/2006)

Soccer isn't a matter of life and death... it's more important than that.
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by: the man (05/02/2006)

Money doesn't grow on trees, but skateboards do.
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by: yourmom (04/24/2006)

Dont drink. Do sports!!!!
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by: Cobra200088 (04/19/2006)

Future Steinbrenner Blowups

1. After a loss to the Devil Rays George orders Brian Cashman to eat dog food off the floor of his office. Cashman complies; it still beats stadium hot dogs.
2. Yanks fall into second place. George orders grounds crew to perform "YMCA" routine wearing only thongs.
3. Relievers get hammered. Bullpen coach "disappeared."
4. Three game losing streak. George has team physician undo employees dental work; fillings are removed, root canals re-excavated.
5. After he runs out of players to get rid of, George pick a random fan from the crowd and trades him to Kansas City.
6. George punishes a slumping A-Rod by locking him in a dank stadium basement chained to John Sterling.

From the book Yankees Suck
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by: Eagles308 (04/07/2006)

O.K. so let me get this straight: the Cowboys released Keyshawn Johnson because he ran his mouth so much, and then they signed T.O. to replace him?!?!
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