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by: CJHOCKEY24 (06/22/2007)

"A clever warrior is one who not only wins, but excels at winning with ease..."
-SUN TZU
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by: JustLAXalil (06/22/2007)

If you've hooked up with a lacrosse player, raise your glass....if not, raise your standards
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by: pedrokid141 (06/12/2007)

i have a huge meat today...i mean swimmeet.
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by: Birddog308 (05/22/2007)

"It was a helluva fight, we gave the fans what they wanted, and he's a helluva fighter, but he couldn't beat the best, just like I told y'all."
-Floyd Mayweather Jr., referring to his 12 round split decision win over Oscar De La Hoya
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by: Caterina (05/10/2007)

Ladies, here's a hint. If you're up against a girl with big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys. That's the hardest shot for the well-endowed.
~Billie Jean King
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by: asha120 (05/07/2007)

Wimps lift weights, cheerleaders lift people ;)
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by: softballbabe95 (05/07/2007)

One of the redeeming things about being an athlete is redifining what is humanly possible.
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1,261 Clicks

by: shoft (02/15/2007)

Yo moma's so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl
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1,260 Clicks

by: randomphunk327 (01/12/2007)

Where do you go in Detroit in case of a Tornado? Ford Field--there's never a touchdown there.
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by: hblocker (12/18/2006)

FOCUS

If you chase two rabbits both will escape.

In other words buckle down; focus on one goal at a time.
Sports
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