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by: togaswimmer101 (08/10/2004)

"Because of physiological changes in certain hormone producing metabolic pathways during aerobic and anerobic exercise, swimmers are the most sexually active athletes."
-Time Magazine
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1,275 Clicks

by: themissinglink00 (07/20/2004)

Top 10 Reasons to Date a Volleyball Girl:
10. Sprawling is second nature.
9. We've got good endurance.
8. We like to bump.
7. Spandex. 'nuff said.
6. We've got good ball control.
5. We know how fast or slow to hit it.
4. We can do it in any position.
3. We're good on the floor.
2. We can get 'em up.
1. We can handle it with or without knee pads.
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by: anokahockey63 (06/28/2004)

10 things in golf that sound dirty...
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.
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1,375 Clicks

by: WWE baby (05/13/2004)

"Don't hunt what you can't kill"
- HBK, WWE
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1,261 Clicks

by: Big Guy827LR (04/09/2004)

While you're sitting there doing nothing, I'm training to become bigger than you. :-D
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1,245 Clicks

by: soccerrockx0901 (04/06/2004)

"I am a member of a team, and I rely on the team, I defer to it and sacrifice for it, because the team, not the individual, is the ultimate champion."
- Mia Hamm
Sports
1,252 Clicks

by: dfitz (04/06/2004)

In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
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1,262 Clicks

by: hurleygirlie692 (04/02/2004)

Wimps lift weights... Cheerleaders lift people :)
Sports
1,269 Clicks

by: yeahilikethat (03/31/2004)

Soccer players go hard for 90 minuets in 11 different positions
Sports
1,274 Clicks

by: CORY (03/29/2004)

Heaven to me is a hardwood floor with basketball hoops on both sides.
Sports
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