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by: ~*Danielle*~ (10/22/2005)

Due to increasing product liability litigation, it has been suggested that American liquor manufacturers place these warning labels immediately on all varieties of alcohol:
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing with you.
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by: Surf466 (10/17/2005)

Beer, the other white meat!
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by: frickin (09/26/2005)

It's Beer:30
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by: EnZhUr (09/20/2005)

I had a hang-over while I was hanging over at %n's hang-over party...
I was so hung-over.
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by: Anonymous (09/07/2005)

Beer
Who says you can't buy happiness!?
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by: *whiskey_girl* (09/07/2005)

This away message best viewed with Jose Cuervo 4.0
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by: clemithy (08/28/2005)

Two hands and just one mouth now THAT'S a drinking problem.
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by: jackassash (08/21/2005)

Tonight, I'm the designated drinker
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by: Anonymous (08/21/2005)

What inspired this amorous message?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
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by: nukemjr (08/21/2005)

"Finish your beer - there are sober kids in India."
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