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by: irishman13 (02/22/2006)

On the eigth day, God created Whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world. :)
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by: hyperguy1979 (02/22/2006)

I have a question. Can you still drink while you're pregnant if you plan on giving the baby up for adoption?
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by: Shane (02/19/2006)

I pre-game harder than you party.
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by: Master Of Disaster (02/18/2006)

I took a shit in my bed and pissed in my closet. It's Happy Hour somewhere folks.
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by: Alias (01/22/2006)

"I'm not drunk, I just have a speech impediment."
*Vomits*
"And a stomache virus."
*Falls off chair*
"And an inner ear infection."

-Brian, Family Guy
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by: Rennster (01/10/2006)

Bein' a designated driver can be a lot more fun that it seems. For instance: after you pick up as many drunkards as you can, cram them into your car, you can drop them off at the wrong house OR you boss's (whom you HATE) yard! Now, drunk people will pay for ANYTHING. So, before you drop them off at some random house, stop at every gas station in town and make them pay for a full tank! Heck, after a ten-mile stretch, you'll have made about $400-500!!! By the end of the night, they'll be thinkin' (thru their drunkenness) "MAN! The gas mileage in this car sucks hardcore ass!"
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by: The Thing that goes Hump in the Night (12/19/2005)

If you throw up, and your dog eats it, and he gets hammered, you definitely need to stop drinking.
Ron "Tater Salad" White
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by: dona ana 617 (12/05/2005)

"I'd like a beer and I'd like to see somethin necked!!"
~Jeff Foxworthy
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by: Sarcastic1389 (11/22/2005)

What do ghosts drink at parties?
BOOS!
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by: jat8654 (11/21/2005)

"Here's to fighting, cheating, stealing and drinking; if u fight may it be for a friend, if u cheat may it be death, if u steal may it be someone's heart, and if u drink may it be with me."
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