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by: carboner (09/06/2006)

American beer is like sex in a canoe

f**kin close to water

tryin to get drunk on 0.7 proof beer *cheers*
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by: ducksauce8907 (09/06/2006)

booo stinky away message...hooray beer!
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by: Gone_-Katie (08/16/2006)

Brb I am drinking
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Water you dumbass
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by: BootssMonk (08/05/2006)

My brother just told me that the designated driver has to have a liscense, so we're still at the bar.
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by: Seal.cgh (08/05/2006)

I think someone spiked my beer... im SO wasted.
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by: DKMster (08/02/2006)

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
-Ben Franklin
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by: xxminipimp21xx (07/12/2006)

Remember i before e except in Budweiser
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by: catmandeluxe (04/19/2006)

FREE BEER

...now that i have ur attention, ill b bak
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by: RandomTask (04/17/2006)

I love you beer!
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by: imdisturbed1331 (03/12/2006)

DRINKING PROBLEM:

Coca-Cola went to town
Diet Pepsi knocked him down
Dr. Pepper picked him up
Now we're drinking 7-UP
7-UP has got the flu
Now we're drinking Mountain Dew
Mountain Dew fell off the mountain
Now we're drinking from the fountain
Yesterday the fountain broke
Nnd now we're going back to Coke
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