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by: kate28 (10/24/2007)

Today we salute you Mr. Exotic Cowboy Boot Wearer.
Ostrich.
Chinchilla.
Parakeet.
If you can shoot it
Trap it
Or hit it with your truck,
You can turn it into fine footwear
(I'm wearin' roadkill)
What a beautiful creature, you say
Imagine how much better it would look With my foot up its rear.
(I need a shoehorn)
For most people a trip to the zoo is a fun family outing
(how much for the llama)
For you, it's shoe shopping
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Mr. Exotic Cowboy Boot Wearer
If your feet are bare,
Every species is endangered.
Drinking
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by: elf (05/07/2007)

99 bottles of beer on the wall...
99 bottles of beer?
I'm going to go find that wall!! ;)
Drinking
1,236 Clicks

by: None of ur bussiness (04/11/2007)

Sorry about the fact that I can't take your message right now. I'm doing shots with some guy named Carlos. I'll talk to you as soon as I find my way home.
HEY MOM AND DAD!! YOU WERE JUST PUNKED!!! they so totally bought it :D
Drinking
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by: Anonymous (01/16/2007)

98% of teenagers drink. Put this as your away message if you like pancakes.
Drinking
1,248 Clicks

by: rusty0124 (12/18/2006)

I don't drink and drive, I drink and then I drive
Drinking
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by: freebirplynball (12/18/2006)

Real men only drink on days ending in Y
Drinking
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by: J&Eillini (10/04/2006)

ALCOHOL.......nature's facelift!!!!
Drinking
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by: Dennis (09/25/2006)

American beer is like sex in a canoe:

f**kin close to water

tryin to get drunk on 0.7 proof beer *cheers*
Drinking
1,252 Clicks

by: swedishkid1212 (09/25/2006)

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE...STOP AND TAKE SIPS!!!
Drinking
1,243 Clicks

by: indio (09/19/2006)

ME AM SING OF BEER ON WALL! ME AM SING OF BEER! NUMBER OF BEER, SLIGHTLY DECREASE! CONTINUE SING OF BEER!
Drinking
1,236 Clicks


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