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by: shortdumbazn (03/09/2004)

Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol...
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by: pcell2187 (03/09/2004)

And on the 8th day, God created beer. Mmmm...beer.
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by: Shane (03/08/2004)

COLLEGE... We drink more before 9am than most people drink all day!
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by: Shane (03/08/2004)

BEER... Proud sponsors of casual sex since 1858!
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by: chickenshit (03/07/2004)

I'm drunker than your mom at your little sister's last birthday party!
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1,240 Clicks

by: sdakotablonde (03/07/2004)

"He was a wise man who invented beer." -Plato
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by: Nickiblueiz (03/07/2004)

I don't drink anymore.... I don't drink any less, either ;-)
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by: Elle (03/07/2004)

Drinking... Not thinking!
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by: darksupaman (03/07/2004)

At parties people like to drink until all the ugly people become attractive. That's when it's my time to shine.
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1,255 Clicks

by: P.J. (03/07/2004)

We're number DRUNK! We're number DRUNK!...
Drinking
1,236 Clicks


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