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by: crayzy656 (03/13/2004)

Im drinking root beer, without the root.
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by: partypimp289 (03/11/2004)

It's %t, time to drink!
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by: AceSkywalker (03/10/2004)

Sorry I can't take your message right now. I'm doing Vodka shots with some guy named Bruno. I'll talk to you as soon as I find my way home.
By the way, if this is my mom or dad, this is a joke! Hahaha!...heh...ehhhh...
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by: Anonymous (03/10/2004)

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear..
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by: Anonymous (03/10/2004)

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a disjointed Pinocchio
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by: Boondock Saint (03/10/2004)

"Oh thank God it's you Lois! The last 3 houses I went to were very rude!"
- Peter Griffin, Family Guy
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by: goalieman3308 (03/10/2004)

Hello officer!...say...can you you hold my beer while i get my license and registration?
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by: Dave (03/10/2004)

I always take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and many shots of tequila...
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by: Anonymous (03/10/2004)

1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, FLOOR! 5 Tequila, 6 Tequila, 7 Tequila, MORE?!
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by: Drinker (03/09/2004)

Everyone believes in something. I believe I'll have a beer! :)
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