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by: RedSoxNG526 † (03/19/2004)

If the ocean was liquor and I was a duck, I would swim to the bottom and drink my way up. But the ocean's not liquor and I'm not a duck, so pour me a shot and let's get F*#@%D UP!!
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by: fizzle † (03/17/2004)

If time is a waste of life, and life is a waste of time, then let's get wasted and have the time of our lives!

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!
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by: jkiddlova13 † (03/17/2004)

When you drink, you get drunk. When you get drunk, you go to sleep. When you go to sleep, you commit no sin. When you commit no sin, you go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk AND GO TO HEAVEN!
Drinking
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by: BoyfromtheCountyHell † (03/16/2004)

"Work is the curse of the Drinking class."
- Oscar Wilde
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by: GMac075 † (03/14/2004)

Who said beer makes ya stupid? It made Bud-weiser.
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by: Robs26 † (03/14/2004)

Uh yeah do you remember when your girlfriend came over to study Chemistry, well we started talking about NaCl (salt), which lead to taking body shots, which leads me to asking you the question, "why does it burn when I pee?"
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by: Greenirish86 † (03/14/2004)

Believe me, if I was drinking I would have an away message up!
Drinking
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by: Soleil † (03/14/2004)

"When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get"
- Homer Simpson
Drinking
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by: cheetahbabe85 † (03/14/2004)

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer and alcohol Iíve consumed, I feel ashamed. Then I look into an empty glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their individual hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, someone might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Therefore, I would rather drink this drink and help make someoneís dreams come true than be selfish and worry only about my liver.
Drinking
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by: Me † (03/13/2004)

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of unexplainable rugburns on the forehead
Drinking
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