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by: guy (03/25/2004)

Drink until she's a 10!
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by: GreatTeacherLargo (03/25/2004)

This isn't a beer gut, it's a protective covering for my rock hard abs
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by: large 1 4life (03/23/2004)

to you it's a 6 pack, but to me it's a support group
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by: FL Diver88 (03/23/2004)

Rehab is for quitters!
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by: O La Policia O (03/23/2004)

Take me drunk, I'm home. *hiccup*
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by: DUCK2992 (03/23/2004)

Yesterday, scientists for the FDA suggested that men take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis revealing the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were given 6 cans of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned...
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by: Naterz02 (03/22/2004)

If you had bought $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00. With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
Now, had you bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. This is my new retirement program. I call it my 401Keg program.
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by: stephmc2857 (03/21/2004)

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
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by: anynomas (03/20/2004)

The only 4.0 I'll ever come close to is my Blood-Alcohol level
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by: chocoreese (03/19/2004)

Drunk :-!
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