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by: templewaters (04/07/2004)

The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
Drinking
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by: Soul of Alaska (04/06/2004)

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
- Ernest Hemingway
Drinking
1,243 Clicks

by: sexykitty3367 (04/05/2004)

Got really drunk and now have unexplainable rug burns on my forehead. If anyone remembers what happened last night please refresh my memory ASAP!
Drinking
1,258 Clicks

by: Meg-Wang (04/02/2004)

"Now you'll agree, drinking has its benefits."
- Chris Farley, Almost Heroes
Drinking
1,254 Clicks

by: SirDrinkAlot (04/01/2004)

W.W.J.D ... Who Wants Jack Daniel's
Drinking
1,261 Clicks

by: hidnRAGE822 (04/01/2004)

I like to get drunk and hump things.
Drinking
1,236 Clicks

by: acustud76 (03/30/2004)

Drink until she's 18!
Drinking
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by: soxfan4life40 (03/28/2004)

Beer is the only reason to get up each afternoon.
Drinking
1,240 Clicks

by: soxfan4life40 (03/28/2004)

You know you're drunk when you fall off the floor...
Drinking
1,236 Clicks

by: nbuc7 (03/27/2004)

Is Jack Frost nipping at your nose? Well Joe Beer is nipping at my liver.
Drinking
1,247 Clicks


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