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by: hybrid018 (06/29/2004)

The Beer Prayer

Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink,
Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk),
At home as I am in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us,
and lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers,
For thine is the beer,
The bitter and the lager,
Forever and ever,

Barmen.
Drinking
1,346 Clicks

by: hokiehomeboy2 (06/25/2004)

"An Ode to Beer"

Sweet, bubbly beer,
so cold and so yummy,
I love to feel you,
deep inside my tummy.
Passing through my bloodstream,
You make me inebriated,
I'd choose you,
Over any girl I've ever dated.
I'm sad when I'm not with you
May we never be apart,
Beer doesn't make you stupid,
it really makes you smart.
After 8 or 9,
you think you know it all,
After 10 or more,
You stand less than you fall.
But through whatever,
I will always stay true,
To that ice cold refreshment,
My one tasty brew.
That feeling I get,
Makes me warm inside,
Beer, Beer you're my friend,
As I sway, side to side.

Drinking
1,274 Clicks

by: SlimJiM (06/11/2004)

Maybe it's the beer talking, but I love you.
Drinking
1,236 Clicks

by: kat7218 (06/10/2004)

Kegger @ %n's!
Drinking
1,245 Clicks

by: Kyle Is Soooo Cool (06/06/2004)

"If you are asked to chug-a-lug... then a-lug you shall chug!"
- Superintendent Chalmers, The Simpsons
Drinking
1,247 Clicks

by: MasterPsycho23 (05/31/2004)

It's Not a Beer Belly, It's a Fuel Tank for a Sex Machine!!
Drinking
1,246 Clicks

by: dagger588 (05/30/2004)

The problem with the designated driver program is that it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
Drinking
1,253 Clicks

by: DaMobiuzX (05/22/2004)

|D|R|I|N|K|I|N|G| my anti-drug
Drinking
1,236 Clicks

by: nikals0110 (05/14/2004)

Finish your beer, there are sober kids in India.
Drinking
1,248 Clicks

by: limeboarder182 (05/05/2004)

In wine there's wisdom,
In beer there's strength,
In water there's bacteria...
Drinking
1,236 Clicks


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