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by: Anthem3117 (06/19/2005)

Life would be a lot more enjoyable if hangovers didn't exist. However, they do, and I'm sleeping it off.
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by: cheesesteak2177 (06/18/2005)

Drinkin and pissing at the same tme......I'm multi-talented
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1,242 Clicks

by: xXXpunxrockrXXx (12/29/2004)

Buy me another drink, you're still ugly.
Drinking
1,243 Clicks

by: scoobydane4444 (11/27/2004)

Bad liver. You need punishment.
Drinking
1,236 Clicks

by: drummergurl1495 (11/10/2004)

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Drinking
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by: NJKalicious (11/07/2004)

Drunk chicks dig me.
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1,246 Clicks

by: ocs (10/24/2004)

I know that you shouldn't drink and drive...that's why I ride a bike ;)
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by: kapsta1049 (10/02/2004)

"Sir? I think they've 'Gone Drinkin'!"
-Waylin Smithers, The Simpsons
Drinking
1,236 Clicks

by: JNiCe1504 (09/28/2004)

"C'mon, let's go drink 'til we can't feel feelings anymore."
-Peter Griffin, Family Guy
Drinking
1,236 Clicks

by: jessnkristy (09/25/2004)

One drink I feel Good. Two drinks I feel everyone.
Drinking
1,236 Clicks


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