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by: Matt L (08/08/2005)

-Vodka
-Beer
-Sleep
-Hangover
-Rum
-Tequila
-Sleep
-Hangover
-Talk on AIM
-Beer
-Gin
-Vodka
-Sleep
-Hangover
WELCOME TO MY LIFE!!!
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by: mac292xxx (07/22/2005)

Do the Dew? Srcrew that, do the brew!
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by: highcollector (07/18/2005)

:: As Yoda:: Much beer I sense in you! Beer leads to intoxication, Intoxication leads to hang-overs, Hang-overs lead to suffering! Yes! Much beer, I sense in you!
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by: Boss_hog1234 (07/18/2005)

You know you're drunk when you think the fare of a taxi cab is the clock. It's 57:29 in the morning!
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by: OdeToBeer (07/18/2005)

Of all my favorite things to do,
The utmost is to have a brew.
My love grows for my foamy friend,
with each thirst-quenching elbow bend.
Beer's so frosty, smooth, and cold!
It's paradise! Pure liquid gold!
Yes, beer means many things to me!
That's all for now, I gotta Peeeee!
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by: MCRFan006 (07/14/2005)

Love me, love my violent alcoholic rages.
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by: nikoli 0963 (07/12/2005)

Beer....it's not just for breakfast anymore. :-P
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by: Cash (07/10/2005)

I don't curse, drink, or smoke -- Ah Shit! My cigarette just fell in my beer!
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1,240 Clicks

by: meghan (07/08/2005)

Drink school...
Stay in drugs...
Don't do milk...
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by: Pytec (06/29/2005)

"Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk."
-Jack Handey
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