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by: Anonymous (03/10/2004)

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear..
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by: Anonymous (03/10/2004)

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a disjointed Pinocchio
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by: Anonymous (03/10/2004)

1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, FLOOR! 5 Tequila, 6 Tequila, 7 Tequila, MORE?!
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by: Anonymous (09/13/2004)

0 to Horny in 2.5 beers
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by: Anonymous (08/21/2005)

What inspired this amorous message?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
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by: Anonymous (01/16/2007)

98% of teenagers drink. Put this as your away message if you like pancakes.
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by: *whiskey_girl* (09/07/2005)

This away message best viewed with Jose Cuervo 4.0
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by: ?????????? (07/27/2009)

I swear to drunk I'm not God.
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by: ?????????? (07/27/2009)

Drink your beer, there are sober kids in Africa.
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by: AceSkywalker (03/10/2004)

Sorry I can't take your message right now. I'm doing Vodka shots with some guy named Bruno. I'll talk to you as soon as I find my way home.
By the way, if this is my mom or dad, this is a joke! Hahaha!...heh...ehhhh...
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