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by: scwlcsjafizzo323 (11/11/2004)

Don't you love away messages that get right to the point? I once read an away message that said, simply, "Food." There was another I read that said, "Brb," completely giving you the point without taking a paragraph to do it. This, unfortunately, is not one of those messages. However, since I like you, and you apparently hate these long messages as much as I do (I can tell by the eye rolling that's going on right now), I'm going to come to the point now.
I'm out.
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by: CMNeir2004 (03/20/2004)

Hi %n, I am out of the house right now! I might be at the store, or the mall (or dying because I have to be walking around with my mom in the clothes section), or at the video store getting more movies, or at the bookstore, or getting a haircut, or I could be outside playing with friends, or I could be out to get something to eat, or I could just be out to get away from you! Be back later. Leave a message...
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by: crazypeepllikeme (03/13/2004)

It's amazing how away messages become a part of our lives. I'm sure that you saw that little yellow note by my name and decided to read it, expecting to find out just where I am and exactly what I'm doing. But do you REALLY care? Probably not, because how often do you bother to leave me messages when I'm away? So basically, just be satisfied knowing that I'm not anywhere near my computer right now.
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by: bleujean82 (03/04/2004)

Ever notice how the letters B-R-B could either stand for "Be Right Back" or "BathRoom Break"? Suspicious, isn't it?
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by: TH Baseball 121 (03/20/2004)

I have a great idea! Who ever IM's me the most times will win a soda of their choice. Good Luck!
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by: cristyswoodie (03/09/2004)

If you've gotten this away message, I'm probably out doing something that others would consider illegal, immoral, or hazardous to my health.
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by: dawiteshak (12/31/2005)

Shivalry is dead. And women killed it.
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by: MaLiBu09 (03/11/2004)

BrB you weinerhead :)
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by: joe mamma 2773 (03/02/2004)

Out, probably breaking the law somehow . . .
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by: Sarah3816 (03/28/2004)

Can't you people see my notepad?
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