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by: Aithne267 (03/07/2004)

A great thing about away messages is that you can respond to people's stupid remarks by putting up another one...
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by: CMNeir2004 (03/20/2004)

Hi %n, I am out of the house right now! I might be at the store, or the mall (or dying because I have to be walking around with my mom in the clothes section), or at the video store getting more movies, or at the bookstore, or getting a haircut, or I could be outside playing with friends, or I could be out to get something to eat, or I could just be out to get away from you! Be back later. Leave a message...
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by: Sarah3816 (03/28/2004)

Can't you people see my notepad?
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by: scwlcsjafizzo323 (11/11/2004)

Don't you love away messages that get right to the point? I once read an away message that said, simply, "Food." There was another I read that said, "Brb," completely giving you the point without taking a paragraph to do it. This, unfortunately, is not one of those messages. However, since I like you, and you apparently hate these long messages as much as I do (I can tell by the eye rolling that's going on right now), I'm going to come to the point now.
I'm out.
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by: dano (09/15/2004)

I have just kidnapped myself. Give me $1,000,000 or you'll never see me again!
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by: wakesurf19 (02/22/2004)

You can totally see there's an away message up.... take the hint
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by: Vickie (02/26/2004)

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t v w x y z
Oops! I missed u! Leave me one!
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by: RamzFan412 (03/02/2004)

My Keyboard Ran Away. I'm Out To Go Find It!
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by: bleujean82 (03/04/2004)

Ever notice how the letters B-R-B could either stand for "Be Right Back" or "BathRoom Break"? Suspicious, isn't it?
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by: shaysha (03/23/2004)

If you're reading this away message, that means I'm not hurr
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