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by: Vincenzo (11/14/2004)

Painting the bathroom brown
Bathroom
1,263 Clicks

by: sukigen kami (11/14/2004)

I was here, but now I'm gone,
I left my name and carried on.
Those who knew me, knew me well.
And those who didn't can go to Hell.

Those who write on bathroom walls,
roll their crap in little balls,
and those who read these words of wit,
eat those little balls of shit.
Bathroom
1,236 Clicks

by: smh7351 (11/13/2004)

You know that feeling you get when you think you're in love... well as it turns out that's just the burritos I ate last night. BrB
Bathroom
1,264 Clicks

by: FightOn19896 (11/11/2004)

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to ****
But only farted
Here I sit
What a caper
I have to ****
But I'm out of paper
You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And **** my pants!
Some people come here to take a ****,
I came here to leave one.
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to **** and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bull**** on the walls...
Here I sit, I'm at a loss
Trying to **** out taco sauce.
When it comes, I hope and pray,
I don't blow my ass away

Bathroom
1,432 Clicks

by: caladan22 (11/06/2004)

Doing paperwork... the 2-ply kind.
Bathroom
1,249 Clicks

by: OCEdjumicashun (10/27/2004)

The length of a minute depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.
Bathroom
1,236 Clicks

by: Imahockyplyr06 (10/12/2004)

I'm pooing what I poo best! ;)
Bathroom
1,236 Clicks

by: CCRevival67 (10/09/2004)

"In the end, there will be a large bowl that will eat everything that you know and love..."
-Revelations of a Turd
Bathroom
1,265 Clicks

by: CyberFlameX50 (09/25/2004)

The sign said "WET FLOOR", so I did.
Bathroom
1,236 Clicks

by: LTDT60 (09/23/2004)

Bladder sense is tingling.
Bathroom
1,247 Clicks


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