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by: gujuthug88 (02/16/2005)

If 4 in 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...
...does that mean one enjoys it?
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1,268 Clicks

by: ilovesocks123456 (02/07/2005)

I've gone to put the 'p' in porcelain.
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1,236 Clicks

by: lilnick8990 (02/03/2005)

I'm reading, so there's only one place I can be: on the crapper =D
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1,261 Clicks

by: williamjholmansr (02/03/2005)

All a fart is, is a shit honkin' for the right of way.
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1,236 Clicks

by: bigpattyboy71 (01/31/2005)

When nature calls one must answer, or pay the price in diarrhea later.
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1,245 Clicks

by: Knightmoved06 (01/30/2005)

I am completely naked and I am totally emersed in hydrogen and oxygen atoms.
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1,246 Clicks

by: lookmaimroadki11 (12/31/2004)

Poo is my Vietnamese neighbor's uncle's third cousin's babysitter's best friend's mom's secretary's maid of honor's husband's drinking buddy's initials. And that's what I'm doing right now.
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1,274 Clicks

by: SNaray8442 (12/24/2004)

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
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1,421 Clicks

by: Tiffany Lou 78 (11/18/2004)

I've been chosen to play Milton Bradley games:
Concentration...
Aggravation...
Ker-Plunk.
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1,269 Clicks

by: Calindi (11/16/2004)

Me - Clothes + Water = Shower
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1,236 Clicks


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