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by: HJP (08/08/2005)

If sh*t happens, does fecal matter? Bathroom.
Bathroom
1,236 Clicks

by: bigb120 (07/27/2005)

Sh*t happens... that's why I'm in the bathrom, you dork!
Bathroom
1,264 Clicks

by: TheBadAssItalian (07/27/2005)

Peter Griffin: Yeah, I'm looking for some toilet training books.
Salesman: Oh, yes, we can help you there. "Everyone poops" is still the standard, of course. We've also got less popular "Nobody Poops But You".
Peter Griffin: Huh... well... you see... we're Catholic so... uh...
Salesman: Oh, well then you want "You're a Naughty Child and that's Concentrated Evil Coming Out of the Back of You".
Bathroom
1,441 Clicks

by: pixius4love (07/05/2005)

Nature called me first, leave a message!
Bathroom
1,236 Clicks

by: my user name (06/30/2005)

In the can. What, did you want me to lie?
Bathroom
1,236 Clicks

by: syro (06/29/2005)

Did you know that nearly 2/3 of today's inventions were thought up on the can?
Excuse me while I make history...
Bathroom
1,237 Clicks

by: heyxitsxemilay (06/29/2005)

Holding your pee causes a bladder infection, and we don't want that.
Bathroom
1,256 Clicks

by: gskillet55 (06/28/2005)

Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius. Today we salute you, Mr. Restroom Toilet Paper refiller. Whithout your undying commitment we might find ourselves trapped in a stall armed only with our newspaper. Like a brave soldier you storm hostile territory delivering much needed supplies to your men. Should you leave one roll, or two, or perhaps that giant ten pound super roll. While others rest, you can't because somewhere there's a guy with his pants around his ankles doing the bunny hop in search of a fresh roll. So crack open an ice cold bud light O' master of the mens room. Because if you don't do your business, we can't do ours.
Bathroom
1,353 Clicks

by: flitzz2002 (06/20/2005)

"No Mom, I wasn't playing with myself in the bathtub! I was washing it and it just went off, I swear!"
Bathroom
1,262 Clicks

by: fullofbull22 (04/05/2005)

(Under a sign that said: "Employees Must Wash Hands") I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself.
Bathroom
1,265 Clicks


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