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by: SkiingISamazin7 (03/03/2007)

Spring cleaning 101
1) Go to Hooters and order 2 plates of spicy wings
2) Eat the wings as fast as you can
3) Race home so you don't blow out a kidney
4) Grab your ankles and push
Consider yourself cleaned out

Taking a dump of epic proportions
Bathroom
1,250 Clicks

by: shoft (02/15/2007)

no matter how much u wiggle, or how much u dance...those last few drops end up in your pants
Bathroom
1,253 Clicks

by: redheadajr12 (01/14/2007)

Tinkle, tinkle little me
I have just went off to pee
I don't know when I'll be done
Wait for me please everyone
Tinkle, tinkle little me
I have just went off to pee
Bathroom
1,236 Clicks

by: r0ger25 (01/04/2007)

I'm taking care of sh*t... literally
Bathroom
1,236 Clicks

by: icyfresh2fresh (12/19/2006)

Meet me in the toilet... shiz goin' down...
Bathroom
1,236 Clicks

by: Laughingatyou14 (12/13/2006)

Coiling a masterpiece.
Bathroom
1,236 Clicks

by: Anonymous (12/12/2006)

I'm Takin A Crap
Checkin It Twice
Gunna Find Out If It's Corn or Rice
I'll Be Back In 20 Minutes
Bathroom
1,253 Clicks

by: TyLeR1992 (12/12/2006)

I was on the toilet for so long yesterday, I finally said to myself, "I'm getting too old for this sh*t"

-Doug Benson
Bathroom
1,236 Clicks

by: nbspongebob (11/26/2006)

I'm on the john. Gimme a newspaper, I'll tell you what's going on in Crapistan.
Bathroom
1,260 Clicks

by: no_reason (11/26/2006)

While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door:
Congratulations! You've won one free game of Toilet Tennis!
Look Left.
You look left and it reads:
Look Right
You look right and it reads:
Look Left...
Bathroom
1,250 Clicks


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