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by: AmethystPearl77   (03/05/2004)

Oh Sh*t, I can't seem to hear you over my obsessive pooping... OYY!!!
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by: Unknown   (03/05/2004)

I g2g drop sumthin off at the toilet . . .
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by: patrick   (03/05/2004)

I hope your life is like toilet paper... Long and useful. Brb.
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by: gmgabes   (03/05/2004)

I am . . . Using the John, taking a dump, taking a crap, in the crapper, dropping a duce, making a head call, tapping a kidney, taking the Browns to the Super Bowl, sinking a Lincoln log, torquing the butt cable, leaking the lizard, draining the dragon, realizing natures call, relieving myself of excess waste, taking a poo, dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool, in a meeting . . . you get the idea
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by: dlee489   (03/04/2004)

Doctors say that it is good for us to drink 8-10 glasses of water a day. Unfortunately it has its consequences. brb
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by: februarybaby93   (03/04/2004)

Pooin's what I'm doin. BrB
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by: ishkemydroors   (03/04/2004)

GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
WET CHEEKS POOPIE: The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* - a poopie
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by: Jered   (03/03/2004)

Makin' a Donation to the Urination Station! BRB!
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by: FH FEAR   (03/03/2004)

I have to launch an ass rocket at Mars - hope it doesn't blow up on the launchpad. BrB
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by: Casey   (03/03/2004)

I'm sitting here in stinking vapor, someone stole the toilet paper.
The bus is here, I must not linger, so watch out butt, here comes my finger!
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