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by: NiCkFaDDy1 (03/06/2004)

430,391 deaths each year are caused by toilet-related accidents. Don't rush me, I'm taking my time. Better safe than sorry. Slow and steady wins the race.
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by: NiCkFaDDy1 (03/06/2004)

430,391 Deaths each year are caused by toilet related accidents. Don't rush me, I'm gonna take my time. Better safe than sorry. Slow and steady wins the race.
Bathroom
1,308 Clicks

by: Idontknow (03/06/2004)

I gotta PEE DIDDY
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by: lottololo4 (03/06/2004)

I'm using the toidy right now...
(For those of you who don't know what that is, it's a toilet)
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by: digit4llyang3lic (03/06/2004)

I'm currently in the Porcelain Palace. I'll get back to you once I'm off my throne. :)
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by: pyschodevilgrl15 (03/06/2004)

Art Farty had a party - all the farts were there... Tootie Fruity dropped a beauty and they all went out for air!
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by: ISHkaBIBBLE1604 (03/06/2004)

Flat, warm Mountain Dew in a Porcelain cup. :-)
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by: shnit (03/06/2004)

Hey, I don't remember eating any corn...
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by: HockeyNut2847 (03/06/2004)

No corn, no smell, no color...
That's a piece of crap piece of crap
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by: Linkinprk61 (03/06/2004)

*flush* ...This wing of the house is now closed.
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