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by: bored2death (10/08/2007)

-abc, 123, do re mi, I need to go PEE
-I love you, you love me, lets all go and make a wee wee Wee
Bathroom
1,281 Clicks

by: Anonymous (09/30/2007)

Never come out of the bathroom until you flush. Never come out of the bathroom until the fart bomb fades away. Never come out of the bathroom until you washed your hands. Til then brb
Bathroom
1,236 Clicks

by: Nicole (09/20/2007)

Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the older it gets the faster it goes.
Bathroom
1,236 Clicks

by: Jr McSkidz (07/19/2007)

Just took the perfect poop! No splash, one wipe!
Bathroom
1,236 Clicks

by: xXPiratePirateXx (06/12/2007)

Poop. If I'm idle, suspect it.
Bathroom
1,236 Clicks

by: redheadajr12 (05/07/2007)

Tinkle, Pee, Whiz, Wizzy, Fizzy, Drizzle, Tinkie-Winkie, Tinkle-Winkle, whatever you call it, I am on the toilet. TTYL
Bathroom
1,256 Clicks

by: no_reason (05/07/2007)

While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door:
Congratulations!
You've won one free game of Toilet Tennis!
Look Left.
You look left and it reads:
Look Right.
You look right and it reads:
Look Left...
Bathroom
1,248 Clicks

by: supercutie787 (04/11/2007)

I am in the bathroom organizing rubber duckie army
On one side are the regular rubber duckies
On the other are the novelties filled with goth, devil, and neon colored duckies.

LET THE WAR BEGIN!

OMG the novelties just sunk 99% of the reg army!
BUT WAIT! the last reg standing has a BAZOOKA! *BOOM!*
*cries* *pours bathwater on the ground* this is to all the poor duckies who risked their lives today *sniffle*
Bathroom
1,476 Clicks

by: Why do you want to know who I am? (03/03/2007)

I have a date with my friend Toi Let. We have been holding this off for a while, if you catch my drift...
Bathroom
1,255 Clicks

by: Mooch2900 (03/03/2007)

My new name is Bustavein. Its when your sitting on the toilet and you literally bust a vein in your forehead!!
Bathroom
1,236 Clicks


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