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by: Butter & Roll (03/20/2004)

Im reading my new book: The Yellow Stream
By: I.P. Dailey
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by: Gibnahisyourpal (03/16/2004)

You know, technically, when "taking a shit" you're really actually "giving a shit." I mean, you don't put your ass on the john and suck up a piece of crap through the ol' corn hole, am I correct?
Bathroom
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by: mattg92000 (03/15/2004)

Making homemade stink bombs. BrB
Bathroom
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by: lilpauluk08 (03/15/2004)

Cuff your fart, then throw it at the kid next to you (make sure it smells first, though)
...taking a dump... BbL
Bathroom
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by: NuttyMonkey (03/14/2004)

Too much coffee, brb.
Bathroom
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by: cheesplease66 (03/14/2004)

Never hold in your farts... you could explode!
Bathroom
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by: greenROX (03/14/2004)

I'm giving the john a lap-dance :)
Bathroom
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by: moopsey08 (03/14/2004)

I'm restocking my toilet, be back in a flush.
Bathroom
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by: heather (03/14/2004)

Backing the big brown Caddilac out of the garage
Bathroom
1,302 Clicks

by: pbguy (03/14/2004)

Screw the Dew. Do the DOO
Bathroom
1,300 Clicks


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