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by: Ace Marksman 101 (03/30/2004)

Mistake #1: Ignoring a lumpy fart while talking to you.
Mistake #2: Ignoring the smell for the past ten minutes.
Cleaning up. BRB
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by: Nicoli1985 (03/30/2004)

Anyone can piss on the floor... it takes a real man to shit on the ceiling!
Bathroom
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by: eGGrOX2002 (03/29/2004)

:O *runs furiously to the bathroom*
Bathroom
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by: Grkrapper2 (03/29/2004)

Unloading......
Bathroom
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by: hmdnswp (03/27/2004)

LIFE 1O1
Never hold your farts in. They'll travel up your spinal cord, deep into your brain, and that's where you end up getting all of your crappy ideas.
Bathroom
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by: glittergold03 (03/27/2004)

NATURE CALLS! *distant moo*
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by: raiderfan18784 (03/25/2004)

Hey, what's the matter - never seen a fat man take a crap before? Shut the damn door!
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by: disasterpieces (03/25/2004)

Today's forecast includes mud slides and acid rain in the West Undies...oh sh*t...BrB
Bathroom
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by: Death2Smochie225 (03/23/2004)

If you need me, I'll be in the bathroom making homemade brownies and lemonade.
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by: FabulousJosh (03/22/2004)

Riding the porcelain pony... BrB
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