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by: heather (04/23/2004)

You know what really pisses me off? When people point to their wrists when they ask what time it is.. I mean, do I point to my crotch when I have to ask where the bathroom is?!
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by: LTJwarpedtour03 (04/22/2004)

If you were my toilet... I'd be peeing in your mouth right now :)
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by: sokkrdood (04/14/2004)

Left to change my underwear... nature called and I didn't pick up.
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by: lilmisscolieo25 (04/10/2004)

I'm currently reading a GREAT book called: The Lumpy Log
by Dr. Lipshitz
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by: Spongebob9733 (04/09/2004)

Today your secret crush will fall in love with you. You will win the lottery, and will be named the sexiest person in the world... If you haven't noticed, this away message is full of shit - much like my toilet. BrB
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by: BooGERwoRM0218 (04/07/2004)

Just think man... If you were my toilet I could be shittin' in your mouth right now :) !
Bathroom
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by: pootytang42069 (04/06/2004)

=-o ...just farted and got more than I bargained for!
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by: sportinclaysguy (04/05/2004)

Helpin Tigger find Pooh... BrB
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by: DrAgONSlayEr0004 (04/01/2004)

Pushin Brown...
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by: SoftServe (03/30/2004)

Blowin Mudd...
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