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by: KillerFlyingCow (05/18/2004)

I can brush my teeth and pee at the same time.
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1,260 Clicks

by: Merlin (05/17/2004)

I fart in your general direction! - Monty Python
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1,249 Clicks

by: SlimJiM (05/15/2004)

OHH SH*T!!! Nature Called and Left A Big Ol' Message... In My pants! =-O BrB!!
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by: junita_doe (05/11/2004)

Milk, milk, lemonade. 'Round the corner fudge is made! Stick your finger in the hole... now you have a tootsie roll!
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1,257 Clicks

by: loopypoopie123 (05/01/2004)

Guess who got back together?! My butt cheeks!
Man, and after all that crap they went through...
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1,238 Clicks

by: AngieGurl8188 (04/29/2004)

Would you like to pet my poopie?
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1,240 Clicks

by: ocsurf (04/26/2004)

Isn't it amazing how many types of farts your body can create?
You can have a silent but deadly fart, loud and proud fart, squeaky and short-lived fart, last night's dinner fart, wet fart, your dad's monstrous neighbor-waking fart, the flapper/ripper fart, and the lift-the-leg so all of it can come out fart.
Yeah, well, all of those farts kind of morphed into one giant fart... busy cleaning out my pants (this may take a while)
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1,352 Clicks

by: Jamiffer (04/26/2004)

I guess when they say, "You're full of sh*t" sometimes they're right.
BRB - nature calls.
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1,240 Clicks

by: crazyacex711 (04/26/2004)

Here I sit in solemn bliss, listening to my trinkling piss. Now and then a fart is heard, followed by a smelly turd.
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1,255 Clicks

by: nolan158 (04/23/2004)

feekin'-a-leek
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1,236 Clicks


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