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by: Anonymous (07/11/2004)

What is the definition of bravery? Having diarrhea and chancing a fart.
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by: hockeyboy4life (07/08/2004)

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known,
To sound just like a song.
Some farts do not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger awhile.
A fart can create
A most-curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, but deadly.
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone
With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairies,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of us
Sooner or later.
So be not afraid
Of the invisible gas,
For always remember,
That farts, too, shall pass.
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by: jimmy m 07 (07/08/2004)

Takin' a pooh, Thinkin' of you!!!
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by: user206380 (06/29/2004)

Corn Poop... One of life's greatest mysteries
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by: oslsit1 (06/20/2004)

I am off to listen to the orchestra of my bodily functions!
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by: ocs (06/02/2004)

A Fart could be quiet, and a fart could be loud. Some Leave a powerful, and poisenous cloud. A fart can be short. A fart can be long. Some farts are known, to sound just like a song. A fart can create a very-curious medley. A fart can be harmless, or silent, but deadly... A fart may not smell; while others are vile. A fart may pass quickly, or maybe linger awhile. Farts can be fun, Farts can be big, Especially when, They make your buttcheeks jig. A fart can occur in a number of places. And leave everyone with weird looks on their faces. From a grassy-green prarie, or crowded elevators... A fart will find all of us, sooner or later. See, not all farts are bad, that's simply not true... We must not forget... The funny, sweet, old farts like you!
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by: towely (06/02/2004)

Sorry but right now I'm standing 3 feet from the bathroom door with my knees locked b/c if I move I'll shit all over myself.
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by: CanteringQT (05/30/2004)

Freak-a-leak!
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by: ponyprincess (05/24/2004)

Dooing what I doo best.
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by: Baby Killah (05/19/2004)

What did the toilet say to my butt? Give me my shit you asshole!
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