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by: BANGDRUMMER (09/17/2004)

There is a place... Like no other place... A place of learning... A place of hope... A place of warmth... A place of security... A place of healing... A place of relaxation... A place of love... And no matter what, a part of you is always left behind. You've guessed it. I'm on the can.
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by: customskater99 (09/16/2004)

Liberating that burrito I had for lunch, BrB
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by: Nikki (09/06/2004)

I'm negotiating the release of several little brown hostages...
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1,236 Clicks

by: jordn0071 (09/06/2004)

Fisherman's Bobber Poopie
You are in a public restroom with two people waiting to use your stall; you poopie and flush two times, but several golf-ball-size pieces are still floating above the water line.
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by: Win777 (08/23/2004)

"I havta crap!" she said, running. Will she make it? Find out when Eileen Enpooh returns to her computer!
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by: YOUR MOM (08/17/2004)

I'm gone like a fart on a windy day.
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by: yuletidestory (08/16/2004)

Today we are experiencing some massive yellow rainfall and gigantic brown hail stones.
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by: uglypupssuck92 (08/14/2004)

Constipated (Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne) Eat out Whatchya cooking for? My friends think I'm such a bore Just cause I won't go with them out to eat Processed meat I steer clear of Burger King Fast Food It just ain't my thing And if you understood what it does to me You would see Cause then later on I'm stuck in the john I'm trying to relax I'm taking ex-lax I'm so stressing out There's zilch coming out of me Tell me Why does fast food make me so constipated? No matter what I order doesn't come back out It gets me frustrated It makes no differnce What I get, you can bet If it's meat, or it's sweet Could be fries, there's no compromise My gastrointestinal track doesn't wanna take it No, no, no IN THE BATHROOM... brb
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by: akalilmsperfect (08/09/2004)

Isn't an electric toothbrush like a vibrator for your teeth?
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1,259 Clicks

by: tiffSWOOSH (07/26/2004)

Watching my toothbrush make out with my teeth! BrB
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