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by: Tosh   (11/24/2009)

Seconds ago i thought it was going to be funny to let out a huge fart. But instead something else came out, brb
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by: Tosh   (10/16/2009)

No potty around here, found sister's chocolate milkshake...brb
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12 Clicks
by: shoft   (11/12/2008)

Beans beans, good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
I ate my beans and I was loaded,
I went to bed and I exploded
I grabbed my pillow, I grabbed my sheet
Then I ran for the toilet seat!
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27 Clicks
by: happy doodles   (06/04/2008)

Beans! Beans! They're good for your heart! The more you eat, the more you... oh crap, I'll brb
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15 Clicks
by: beaton1973   (04/14/2008)

...gone to the john...
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by: Anonymous   (02/20/2008)

About 430,391 deaths each year are caused by toilet related accidents. Don't rush me, I'm gonna take my time. Better safe than sorry. Slow and steady wins the race.
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by: gorilla   (02/16/2008)

Another addition to "poopie List." Inspired by some of the many humorous messages here. Funny Poopy - When laughing so much and laughing so hard. You involuntarily poopie in your pants. Ironically it's not such a funny poopie anymore.
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by: <3 a top locker 4590   (01/03/2008)

What am i doin? I'm eatin chocolate! Where did i get it? My doggy dropped it. Where's my doggy? Behind the door. What is he doing? Making more!
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by: jj   (12/06/2007)

I M P N
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by: Cru4life   (10/17/2007)

You can shake it, you can break it, you can slap it against the wall. But when you put it back in your pants, the last drop will always fall...
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