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by: filch97 (04/08/2004)

If I don't do my laundry soon, it will stand up, look at me, and say "What the f*ck are you waiting for?"
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by: nbuc7 (04/06/2004)

Nothing stinks more robustly than a well-worn pair of embarrassingly tight and uncomfortable boxer briefs.
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by: nbuc7 (03/27/2004)

Not wearing underwear cuts your laundry load in half.
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by: num1biach (03/11/2004)

DOING LAUNDRY...... in my birthday suit :P
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by: MonkeyBoltz16 (03/09/2004)

Watchin' a TV show where the clothes go around in circles for a long time...
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by: blah (03/09/2004)

Now they show you how to take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a t-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash... ... doin laundry... bbl
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by: ripstar22 (03/07/2004)

There aren't very many things in this world better than warm, dryer-fresh towels. Mmmmm . . . fresh towels :)
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by: twisterbabe1018 (03/07/2004)

Whoooo hoooo! Dryer ride!!!!
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by: anglfrmnghtmr (03/04/2004)

You know its time to do some laundry when the only thing thats clean is your birthday suit!
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by: GoneBuddy (02/21/2004)

Doing laundry! And NO, laundry is not your new nickname, %n. :-P
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