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by: tycoon11011 (03/08/2005)

I'm out like a pair of dirty underwear in a Clorox commercial.

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by: Starlasatur9 (12/29/2004)

I always feel a little racist when I do my laundry......

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by: TheShyt55424 (09/23/2004)

If you were my laundry, I probably wouldn't do you for a while, you filthy whore.

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by: WHS PROJECT 79 (09/18/2004)

"Laundry Day is a very dangerous day"
-Rocko, Rocko's Modern Life

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by: glebs (09/16/2004)

What gets semen out of kashmir?

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by: dIrTy (07/05/2004)

I'm busy doing something very dirty... my laundry. :-p

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by: isniffcocacola (06/13/2004)

I can't believe Lint is a Catholic season.

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by: strangestillness (06/08/2004)

Happiness is warm underwear straight out of the dryer.

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by: meg (06/03/2004)

If life were laundry, I would be a mismatched sock.

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by: ImDaTwinkie (04/23/2004)

One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!"

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