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by: chelzy609   (08/16/2006)

A blonde goes into a laundromat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. The laundromat attendant doesn't hear her correctly and says, "Come again?" The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, "Oh, no it's just mustard this time."

......yeah, doin the dirtyyyy (laundry) :-D
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by: GoneBuddy   (02/21/2004)

I'm doing something dirty, and I'm paying for it in quarters.
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by: blah   (03/09/2004)

Now they show you how to take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a t-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash... ... doin laundry... bbl
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by: dIrTy   (07/05/2004)

I'm busy doing something very dirty... my laundry. :-p
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by: EnZhUr   (08/21/2005)

How come the cuddly bear in the Snuggle detergent commercial never jumps on my laundry?
Bastard.
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by: GoneBuddy   (02/21/2004)

Doing laundry! And NO, laundry is not your new nickname, %n. :-P
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by: nbuc7   (04/06/2004)

Nothing stinks more robustly than a well-worn pair of embarrassingly tight and uncomfortable boxer briefs.
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by: anglfrmnghtmr   (03/04/2004)

You know its time to do some laundry when the only thing thats clean is your birthday suit!
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by: TheShyt55424   (09/23/2004)

If you were my laundry, I probably wouldn't do you for a while, you filthy whore.
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by: tycoon11011   (03/08/2005)

I'm out like a pair of dirty underwear in a Clorox commercial.
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