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by: slayer1189 (03/18/2008)

You have the right to remain uneducated, anything you say, will be misquoted and used against you.
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1,246 Clicks

by: footballjohn34 (03/11/2008)

You've heard of the Little Old Lady who lived in a shoe... but Yo Momma So poor she live in a flip flop
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1,254 Clicks

by: ifimhereimbored (03/11/2008)

If you hate annoying noobs, it's time to start hating yourself.
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1,247 Clicks

by: EdizzleAndShaneen (03/05/2008)

If a fat girl falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it... do the trees laugh?
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1,241 Clicks

by: xojohannyxo (03/05/2008)

Yo mama is rated 'E' for everyone.
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1,236 Clicks

by: AiAngel (03/05/2008)

Yo Momma is so fat, when a guy said it was chilly outside, she brought a bowl.
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1,248 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (03/05/2008)

Sticks and stones will break your bones, but so will clubs and maces.
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1,249 Clicks

by: B. (03/05/2008)

WARNING: Your mobile device or PC could not detect this user's status. Please mind your damn business.
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1,253 Clicks

by: Lexiz (02/20/2008)

Whoever called you a genius...obviously lied to you.
Because they were dead wrong.
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1,251 Clicks

by: sexy lil mama (02/20/2008)

Well, we all know who didn't pass preschool, now don't we?
Not here, dumbass. BBL
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1,239 Clicks


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