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by: crazyUSDsk8r (04/14/2008)

Things could always be worse....
I could be you.
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1,236 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (03/31/2008)

Next time you have the urge to IM me: Take a Valium, lie down, and hide in a dark closet until the desire goes away.
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1,245 Clicks

by: sjmman94 (03/31/2008)

OMG! what died on your face! o, wait, never-mind...
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1,236 Clicks

by: footballjohn34 (03/31/2008)

yo momma so fat that her blood type is o..oreo!!
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1,251 Clicks

by: happy doodles (03/31/2008)

When youre getting you first girlfriend, I'll be getting married. When youre getting your first job, I'll be retired and rich. Whenever you think youre better than me at something, remember I'm always one step ahead of you.
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1,255 Clicks

by: sjmman94 (03/31/2008)

do you know who %n is? The idiot keeps IMing me while I'm away.
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1,236 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (03/31/2008)

I called your boyfriend gay, so he hit me with his purse.
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1,236 Clicks

by: Bacalhau (03/21/2008)

Yo momma's so stupid...... that when she put a quarter in the parking meter, she waited for a gum ball to come out.
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1,258 Clicks

by: Anonymous (03/21/2008)

There's are reason why i'm away, and if you haven't realized that, that's probably the reason
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1,236 Clicks

by: pary X0 hardd (03/18/2008)

Cancel my subscription.. I'm over your issues
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1,237 Clicks


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