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by: cowboysfan1412 (03/11/2004)

You know, no one really likes you.
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1,241 Clicks

by: michael (03/10/2004)

Only two things are truly infinite: space and your stupidity
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1,237 Clicks

by: ibe1cutelilbia (03/10/2004)

Roses are red, Violets are blue
I am not here, so what's wrong with you?
You're talking to yourself, and that's not too cool
You must have been one of those kids that took the short bus to school!
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1,253 Clicks

by: lrdofthpnkyring5 (03/10/2004)

God had a sense of humor when he made %n
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1,252 Clicks

by: magdalena32785 (03/09/2004)

Help conserve oxygen. . . kill yourself!
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1,258 Clicks

by: psychokillerchic (03/08/2004)

Error #104: The user has gone into away mode. An error has occured in the user's status and they are no longer responding. If you experience this problem often maybe you're talking to the wrong people. Press any key to continue.
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by: adamsk8ing (03/08/2004)

I've decided that I hate people for the next couple hours, so don't talk to me.
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1,236 Clicks

by: juicyfruit1103 (03/08/2004)

Life 'aint a garden, %n . . . quit bein' a hoe!
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1,252 Clicks

by: SkateK610 (03/07/2004)

Can't stop thinking about %n . . . (I'm actually just waiting for you to sign off)
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1,237 Clicks

by: Kayla (03/07/2004)

%n is slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
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1,253 Clicks


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