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by: sjmman94 (06/17/2008)

IM me & you die
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by: DKMster (06/15/2008)

Don't you ever get sick of reading my away messages?
Man, you're more pathetic than I thought.
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by: JelusOnesStilEnv (06/15/2008)

Thank you for contacting the emergency help line.

For personal assistance, press 1.

If you're on fire, press 2.

If someone is trying to stab you, press 3.

If someone is currently stabbing you, press 4.

If you have already been stabbed and are bleeding to death, press 5.

If you are stabbing someone, press 6.

For everything else, press 7.
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by: sjmman94 (06/15/2008)

I'm not really away. I'm ignoring you.
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by: whowashere.iwas. (06/15/2008)

Hey, I'm not here right now. But I'll tell you when I'll be back!

I'll be back when you are within an inch of your life.
To help you?
Actually to laugh. Then I'll leave again.

:)
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by: rydogg95 (06/14/2008)

I am away because you just signed on....LOSER!!
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1,244 Clicks

by: ktR405 (06/12/2008)

What's the difference between %n and a walrus? One has a mustache and smellse like fish and the other one is a walrus
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1,254 Clicks

by: Startaro (06/12/2008)

I hate you like a fat kid hates a diet.
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1,236 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (06/09/2008)

Circle circle, dot dot.. Now you have AIDs!
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1,247 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (06/08/2008)

Know the difference between you and me? I'm not wasting my time reading away messages.
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1,236 Clicks


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