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by: Football25Freak (05/12/2004)

Cuts are red,
Bruises are blue,
You'll have both,
After I beat you. :-P
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1,252 Clicks

by: processed lunch meats (05/11/2004)

Hell, I just don't want to talk to you.
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1,236 Clicks

by: bob the builder (04/29/2004)

If you don't like my attitude, call this number: 1-800-EAT-SHIT
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1,249 Clicks

by: PeachAnt2007 (04/29/2004)

That's it! I warned you. You're off my Christmas list!
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1,250 Clicks

by: socks (04/27/2004)

Does that little mind get lonely in your big head?
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1,236 Clicks

by: Bobgoesby (04/27/2004)

Smile :-D, everyone loves a moron!
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1,265 Clicks

by: Risu (04/26/2004)

Ahh, %n. I see the assassins failed.
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1,273 Clicks

by: becca (04/24/2004)

I'm gone, so why don't you cry me a river, build me a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
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1,238 Clicks

by: Laxbo5 (04/21/2004)

I'm not away, I'm cheating on you. I felt this was the best way to confess. But don't worry, she said you guys weren't really friends anyway. So, uh, let me know when I can drop off your crap.
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1,241 Clicks

by: some1hott (04/18/2004)

If you're happy and you know it, go to Hell!
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1,236 Clicks


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