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by: Crazy_Latina91 (02/11/2005)

There is no "I" in "Slut" but there is a "U".
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1,256 Clicks

by: Mike the man!! (02/07/2005)

Don't you see the little yellow notepad next to my name? Well that means I'm not here!! I forgive you if you are blind.
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1,254 Clicks

by: Besim (01/31/2005)

I have some advice for you: Go get some friends that aren't away.
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1,236 Clicks

by: matt x 547 (01/30/2005)

If I ruled the world I would ban fat people.
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1,242 Clicks

by: tycoon11011 (12/31/2004)

While I'm away I thought I'd give you something entertaining to do: First, put one arm across your chest and point your fingers downward. Next, try to bite your own ear. Finally, go to the nearest person and try it. See what they think!
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1,245 Clicks

by: Brice (12/27/2004)

You know, if you say s-n-o-w-m-a-n really slowly it will sound like g-u-l-l-i-b-l-e
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1,236 Clicks

by: xSbloodx114 (12/26/2004)

No, %n, I will NOT publish your gay porn videos!!
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1,250 Clicks

by: HIGuy111 (12/19/2004)

Stupidity is not a crime... so you're free to go.
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1,236 Clicks

by: Anonymous (12/05/2004)

It's cute how stupid you are.
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1,237 Clicks

by: ballertillidie1 (12/05/2004)

Yo momma's so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
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1,249 Clicks


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