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by: Leprechaun freak (04/08/2005)

I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.
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1,240 Clicks

by: charismaladyn (04/07/2005)

Piddle on the world. Piddle on all of it. Piddle on it so much that the ocean turns to piddle and the rivers run yellow with piddle... and the piddily people will be covered in piddle and drink piddle and drown in piddle until they're even more piddily than they were to begin with. Their blood will become 80% piddle!! Piddle indeed...
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1,252 Clicks

by: boycottpants (04/07/2005)

EDIT your SN here: ur a douchebag....
%n: hahahahaha .......wuts that?
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1,249 Clicks

by: ifckwithfire147 (04/06/2005)

If I roll a quarter down the street, will you follow it?
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by: dimwittedgenius7 (03/30/2005)

Two midgets are standing outside of the Guinness Book of World Records trying to figure out how to get a record. The first midget says, "Maybe I have the smallest hands," and goes inside. Five minutes later he comes back out smiling with his new record. Jealous of his friend, the second midget says, "Maybe I'm the smallest in the pants," and goes inside. Five minutes later he comes out crying and says, "Who the hell is %n?!?"
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1,309 Clicks

by: michiganpimp694 (03/16/2005)

Don't look here, the joke is between your legs!
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1,239 Clicks

by: newyorkjas (03/14/2005)

Woah, I found a picture of ur mom: http://www.humorbg.com/Karikaturi/animals/smile-monkey.jpg
Guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree!
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1,257 Clicks

by: kabootal7claus (02/28/2005)

Dear Babe,
Welcome to dumpsville.
Population you.
With love
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1,262 Clicks

by: JeReMiAh! (02/22/2005)

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
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1,244 Clicks

by: heatherhoney (02/12/2005)

Enjoy the last seven days of your life. You have been warned.
Mean
1,236 Clicks


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